Mom: So last weekend we were bar hopping in Iowa. This weekend we were bar hopping in Wisconsin. Shelly: *puzzled* Damn. When did we switch social lives? Can I have mine back?
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Sister: You there? Shelly: Yeah. Sup? Sister: Okay. So a couple months ago you sent me a link in an email. Sister: And it said that Jello Puddin' Pops were coming back. Sister: Well all I'm sayin' is...I check the grocery store EVERY DAMN TIME and they aren't there. Sister: What gives?