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Fat Lips McGee
Today I have cold sores. As in 4. My lips were so swollen this morning I could barely see my face, and when I did finally bring the swelling down so that I could see my face, I burst out laughing at the cartoon character staring wide eyed at me from the other side of my mirror. Oh yeah, that's right. Today I am super sexy. I'm feeling the way the left side of my bottom lip swells out past the place where my lips meet and I am so turned on by myself right now. Every time I smile, the sores do this little oozing thing and I have never been more sexy in my life. If I don't score me a boyfriend today, it won't ever happen. That's all I'm sayin'. The mens can not resist the herpes... ************************************* Reading:Harry Potter & TWoP. Recently Saw:American Idol last night. And...meh. No real standouts in this particular crowd. |
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