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How Sweet it Is
Puppysitting Neighbor Dude: HELLOWWW!!! Shelly: Well HI. PND: I'm Druck agin. Surprise! Shelly: Well that is a surprise. That almost never happens. PND: Yeh. Shorry bout the loud music. It will turnoff in a shec. Shelly: Ah. Don't worry about me dude. I'm only here for like 10 minutes. PND: My father froshall my ashets. Shelly: Err...what? PND: My FATHER FROSH all my ASHETS. Shelly: Oh my. How can he do that? PND: If you have an INNERVENTION you can DO THAT. *shrug* Shelly: Damn. That sucks dude. PND: Yeh. Parently I am an ALCHOLIC and a DRUG ADDICT. Shelly: *wtf* PND: Whythe FUCK can't I jushtdo what I WANT? *shrug* Shelly: Wow dude. That really sucks. Good luck with that then. There are a lot of reasons to be glad that I have my life. I spend a lot of time dwelling on why it's no good to be me, but every once in a while the world conspires to show me how good I have it.
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