The Better Part of Me...

Bits
2005-01-18 @ 11:13 a.m.

You know you are having a good night when it�s 2:00 a.m. and you find yourself deep in conversation about naming your naughty bits.

You know you�re headed for trouble when, after lengthy discussion the boy bits wind up being named "Wrinkly" and "Oblong."

You know you have seriously crossed the line when you find yourself saying "Wrinkly and I? We have a relationship," and are met with only stunned silence followed immediately by uncontrollable giggle fits.

It�s the stunned silence that keeps me keepin� on keepin� on.

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